My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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