i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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