My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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