I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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