Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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