Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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