I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
