On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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