Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
