i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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