sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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