maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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