I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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