Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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