it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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