hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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