Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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