just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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