He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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