There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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