Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
this will be a night to untag.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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