these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Terrible idea I love it
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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