Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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