come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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