didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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