You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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