This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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