I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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