its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Randomize
