So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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