we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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