I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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