awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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