I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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