How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
as a side note pls kill me
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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