Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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