Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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