They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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