Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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