You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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