Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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