It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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