yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
