i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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