Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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