He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Randomize
