i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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