It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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