it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If I die, sorry about rent.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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