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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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