I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
how does that bad decision feel?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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