Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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