Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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