shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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