I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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